THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE! QUALIFIERstatus: FINISHED
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: “That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”
DOES ANYONE EVER READ THIS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
